270 eggs and not one legendary (a tragedy)

ok story time. i set myself a goal to hatch a legendary out of the current egg all by myself, no trading, just me and the rng. how hard could it be right. WRONG.

i grind coins, buy eggs, hatch, common. buy more, hatch, uncommon. i started keeping a little tally and it climbs past 50, past 100, past 200, and my legendary luck is just NOT lucking. every single time an egg does the little rare shake my heart jumps, and every single time its another common i already have twelve of. i started naming the commons at that point. we became friends.

270 eggs. two hundred and seventy. zero legendaries. i finally admit defeat and head to the trade hub instead, and after checking values properly so nobody could lowball me, i put together a fair bundle of pets id been sitting on and trade for the exact legendary i wanted. clean trade, both of us happy, no scam.

moral of the story, sometimes the rng just hates you specifically and the smart collector move is to trade for it. still salty about those 270 eggs though. rip my poor coins.