[🦑] 魷魚遊戲X

聽著，淘汰派對遊戲和Roblox一樣古老，我們以前玩的時候，那時還是個普通底板，只有一個人喊著「開始」。這款遊戲表現稱職，彈藥準確，運行順暢。但說實話，這正搭上 Netflix 節目的順風車，年輕人一旦下一個潮流出現，就會忘記這點。這沒什麼好丟臉的，只是別期待能長久保存。一晚的樂趣，明年就沒了。我有3個。

the show came out in 2021 and were still doing this. its red light green light with a lobby full of buyable skins, plus glass bridge and tug of war when the mode rotates in. chaotic and mildly fun for exactly one session, then you notice the whole game is a single minigame you already understood from the netflix trailer. riding a trend that crested two seasons ago. nothing here i will remember tomorrow. 1.

netflix trend plus a skin shop equals a roblox game in 2026. to be fair the monetization isnt pay to win, you cant buy your way past red light green light, so it clears the lowest possible bar. but every menu shoves limited cosmetic crates and a battle pass at you for a mode youll be bored of in three rounds. its fine for free, i just dont respect building the whole thing around a store you have to walk through to play. 2.

not my usual haunt but i submitted it because red light green light unsettled me way more than a party game has any right to. that dolls head snapping around while youre mid sprint, a whole lobby frozen mid step praying the server didnt eat their input, thats real tension, the honest kind where your own hands betray you. watching an entire lobby get wiped at once has a genuinely grim edge under the cartoon paint. its chaos more than horror though, the glass bridge round is pure luck and tug of war is just mashing, and the kid friendly gloss keeps it from ever getting truly scary. but that doll got an actual jump out of me, and a death game that can make me flinch earns its spot. 4.

紅燈綠燈是這裡唯一尊重反應時間的回合。其他的就像擲硬幣一樣。玻璃橋就是猜猜和祈禱，拔河是誰按得最快，你被淘汰是靠運氣，不是被打敗。我不會暴怒，但當遊戲決定勝負而非技巧時，我會退場。這就像是穿著難度服裝的派對遊戲。如果你真的想變得厲害，就跳過它。